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SEO Jokes

Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.

SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires? -Vampires only suck blood at night.

Why do people hate SEOs?
They lost their free traffic to an SEO.

SEOs and car salesman

Q: What’s the difference between a SEO consultant and a used car salesman?
A: The used car salesman knows when he is lying.

SEOs are good for..

What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

SEOs and SPAM

The definition of SEO SPAM?
Site Positioning Above Mine

Q: What have pig’s and SEOs got in common?
A: SPAM

What’s the difference between „good SEOs“ and „bad SEOs“?

Bad SEO’s overpromise and underdeliver to get your business, and good SEO’s won’t take your business.

Good SEO’s won’t take your money, and bad ones will bleed it from you.

We’re always right, and can’t agree on anything.

Help me – for commercial purposes I need more – you will not regret it 😉
Also thankful for good links to SEO jokes and SEO comics.



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