Top 10 problems of SEO-Men

Men have their problems in general, but these problems concern especially those SEO men out there.

1. Sleep and Hygiene

Usually not necessary. If it becomes necessary, it’s solved in a quick and optimized manner, consuming as little time as possible.

2. Dishwasher

Hmm, what exactly is a dishwasher?

3. Laundry and washing machine

Laundry is being cared for by ma, and washing machine is just a term concerning link-building.

4. Social contacts

Usually covered by platforms such as Xing, Digg, Studivz, etc.. The last real life meeting is a vague memory.

5. Day and time

Since SEO’s work every independent day and hour, it is not always clear which day or date it is. (This law doesn’t count for teenage SEOs ).

Even though this is manipulatable on the Internet, sadly the same doesn’t apply to reality.

6. Paper and card chaos

No risk for chaos, since papers and business cards are just thrown away. If something is important, the SEO man will remember and find it on the Internet.

7. Loss of Internet Connection

Leads to the more (female) telefonitis and insomnia, maybe even as far as opening a window or getting some fresh air to calm down and chill.
Leads to the use of the telephone and sleepless ness, might even lead to open a window or walk out of the house to calm down.